Here's where stuff goes when I want it to.

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via cosmicacperience)

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notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

(via geniusbillionairesassmaster)

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ontarom:

If a videogame developer ever tells you they “didn’t show the females of that alien species because they would look awkward”, what they’re really saying is “we’re stupid and sexist and can’t conceive of a female character without a pretty face, boobs and ass, please kick us in the groin, we deserve pain”

(via geniusbillionairesassmaster)

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asian:

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via geniusbillionairesassmaster)

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gotthewholeuniverse:

shigeako:

deanismypatronass:

songofages:

kirstin-nicole-speirs:

The difference between ten and eleven

Ten just suffered from massive second hand embarrassment.

most times Eleven was the embarrassment

that last one killed me ^

Did you have to use the term second-hand, though.

This is Ten we’re talking about.

(via theboyvvithoutasoul)

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recreationalcannibalism:

a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."

"You attempt to shove the bard away from you, but somehow manage to pull him closer and start gently stroking his hair instead. Roll a Will save to see if you two would like a moment alone."

recreationalcannibalism:

a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."

"You attempt to shove the bard away from you, but somehow manage to pull him closer and start gently stroking his hair instead. Roll a Will save to see if you two would like a moment alone."

(Source: zerohitpoints, via missmokushiroku)

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tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

(via scootiemccall)

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13 hours ago

anneboleyns:

frozen was so fucking overrated i am so sick of seeing it on my dash it was not revolutionary it was not amazing i wouldn’t even call it “good” it was okay it was mediocre it did not live up the the disney name and it was disappointing stop praising shitty films thank

(via normanbabeden)

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happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via scootiemccall)

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http://scootiemccall.tumblr.com/post/83569800466/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why →

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

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fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

(Source: dearestjohn, via scootiemccall)

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thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

image

(via lolidere)

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